Between tuition, books, housing and Kirkwood money is tight, but you still want a chance at glory before you graduate.

Out of school but still broke, help the ol' alma mater right out of the gate and give yourself a chance to go back and party before you look old & creepy.

Come on. Think about all the time and energy you put into following IU. $50 to get rid of this nonsense we are watching now and get closer to what we long for? It's nothing..DO IT!

Are you tired of Tom saying, "We're really young?" Excuses, Excuses, Excuses! ENOUGH. Give a c-note so we can tell this over-tanned, Diet Coke freak to make like a tree and leave!!! Do it!

Now, we're talking. Sure, you could buy a fully loaded, high-end graphics, fully immersive home entertainment system for this kinda' cash... OR YOU COULD KICK THIS SIDELINE-SPRINTING, BUMBLING BAFFOON OUT OF BLOOMINGTON! Do it!

Could you spend your hard-earned money on something more meaningful? No. This is IU you basketball, NOTHING is more important. Do it.

That's right. Do this and you are an all-time Hoosier hero. You are a savior. You are also a little mentally deranged, but that's what makes this so much fun. It's worth it. Just look at the guy in the picture--isn't it worth $1000 just to not have to see him again? Do it!

Let's be honest, if you help us at this level, then you have done as much for IU Basketball as these guys. Yes, same exact level of contribution. Do it.

Yeah, what else can we say? Sainthood would be a step down once you help us at this level. Unless that's what you would like. We would be happy to call you Saint. Do it.