$50 will pay for 2/3 of a physio appointment and/or pay for a month's worth of transportation on the bus system here. No, I don't buy monthly passes: that's for rich people! But it will be enough to get me to physio twice a week for a month.

A donation of $5 will, honestly, cheer me up because it'll mean that after getting my arm wrenched around at physio I can at least drown my sorrows in a coffee and a bagel, like a civilized human being. Or collect 15 of these donations and pay for a physio session!

For a donation of $20, I'll come up with an amusing tweet featuring your handle. And tweet it to 13,000 followers. You just try to stop me! If it's really juicy, that might cost you double!

My sister's been looking after me and now she's sick as a dog, but can't afford cold meds. Get this gal some Neo Citran and Contac C. Even the generic! Halp mah famileee (also, she's a way better cook than me and I've had to fend for myself since she got ill)!

Just what it says on the tin: now I have more than twice as many Physio appointments to go to, but I can't increase the number of $75 physio donation/reward pairs because RULES I GUESS, so I'm now offering the option to buy me a $75 physio appointment, an eggnog or hazelnut latte (double tall nonfat, in case you're detail oriented), and a burger at the pub beside the library. As your reward, you get a tweet, a bio (as explained in the $75 tier) and a mention in the Thank You roundup which will be published both on The Cryptosphere and on Raincoaster.com, with a few thousand subscribers between the two of them. And of course I shall spam each of the above to the skies. If requested, I will post a photo of the burger you buy me for lunch!

If you donate $75 or more, I will do a 100% guaranteed to be amusing and fact-free biography of you on raincoaster.com. Thanks!