Did you know that the White House has 132 rooms?  Imagine what they must smell like after four years of Trump stinking the place up.  Just think about what that man eats - his go-to at McDonald's is two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, and a chocolate shake!  Seriously!  He prefers his steaks well-done for crying out loud!  He probably eats them with ketchup, too.  Did you see what he served to national football champs the Clemson Tigers in January?  The whole place must smell like an old man crawled into a grease trap and died by now!

We're raising money to buy an air freshener for every room in the White House to help get rid of the stench that no doubt permeates the place after four years of Trump and his cavalcade of bullshit and fries.  Our goal is to send 132 air fresheners to the White House on January 20th - inauguration day.  Maybe some of those nice-smelling candles, too, we don't know yet.  Any money left over will be donated to to the Migrant Justice Program run by the American Bar Association, which provides legal services to migrants.