Bask in your buttery flaky goodness. Pat yourself on your many-layered back. You did a good thing today, and it is deeply appreciated. Choose this perk and I will send you a handwritten thank-you note most likely composed when I was fully awake and completely sober.

I don't care what anyone says, it's just not Thanksgiving without your metaphorical velvety fresh-from-the-can sauce and crispy fried onion flair. Choose this perk to receive a signed 8x10 of the whole meal from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot ever'

Much like everyone's favorite dish where you can't tell what's bread and what's apple and what's sausage, I have difficulty telling where your awesomeness stops and the rest of your awesomeness begins. Choose this perk and get a set of EIGHT 4x6 signed photos from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever'

Okay, it's not really pumpkin pie. But it IS dessert. Choose this perk and receive 2 dozen home-baked superdelicious* cookies shipped right to your door (US only to ensure freshness) (*superdeliciousness vouched for by my mom who is totally sincere and absolutely not exaggerating because she loves me)

You are the centerpiece, the star, the juicy crispy been-smelling-you-all-day-and-now-I-just-want-to-bite-your-leg axis on which the whole meal spins. In the nice non-creepy way. Choose this perk and receive a signed 8x10 of the whole meal from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever' AND the set of 8 signed 4x6 photos of the individual dishes

You are everything, with extra gravy*. You do not stop as long as there is room on the plate to keep going. You are my people. Choose this perk and receive ALL the signed photos, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness) (*I originally typed that as "grazy" and really wanted to leave it that way. We're all a little grazy here.)