Have you read my story? TWO years battling cancer & surgeries & radiology & chemo & pain and fatigue. I haven't worked in two years but FIFTEEN is good for a bottle of wine! (If I'm able to drink it!) EVERY DOLLAR is appreciated, I'm humbled to ASK for money, but trying to give art & comedy for free! - - - - - - - The $15 PERK :: Jason or one of his closest associates will text you during the day of your choosing! - Added Bonus! Texting with me is already a carnival - I aim for funny texts, semi vulgar, but I'm full of material! YES YES THE PERK IS TEXTING WITH ME (Rates Apply) and as a BONUS to this PERK, the texter will be allowed to ask me any question, and question at all.

A Donation at the $140 level means I can pay one of my bills, either phone or car insurance. I also have Netflix & Sirius bills but they so cheap! - - - OKAY if you make a $140 donation, I can call thanks, I can text jokes, I can MAIL a thank you letter... what do you WANT???! :)

I used to make $320 per appraisal. I haven't worked in two years but I'm starting to examine my options. I want to work; everything I want to do involves being myself; something to engage my creative mind please. I Hate not working, not being productive! I have passions and likes and loves! I gotta overcome this! THIS $320 perk would handle all my basic expenses for a month - make myself less a burden, and do more local open mics! - for this Donation PERK: you get aPRIVATE & Specific written letter or email from Jason specifically to you, about life, notes, ideas