The gratitude with cattitude. My lovely fur-babies Balam and Chandra will pawsonally thank you for sending their mom to decolonization boot camp with a pic on social media.

A scenic wish-you-were-here souvenir card sent from a stop on my travels. It will no doubt double in value when my tell-all memoirs come out.

I'm not a poet, but you'll pretend not to know it when you receive a scenic souvenir postcard with a personally-written haiku, just 4 u... ain't that cool?* *not a sample of my latent talents

I actually love ancient churches, and I'll be visiting quite a few on my trip. I'll light a candle and say a dedicated prayer for you or a loved one in the sacred place of your choice.