You know you're a hero, right? One dollar may not make you feel like one, but I can guarantee you that you are. Thank you, hero.

For the life-saving amount of $5, your name will be immortalized on the Godlike Discipline website for all time.

Nothing I can say here will accurately reflect my true feelings toward you. You are making a definitive statement here that you are NOT ok with fellow-human beings going uncared for. Thank you.

Your most-hated rival recently donated $24 to the cause. Don't you just want to one-up him (or her) by donating $25 instead?

So...I read 200 books per year and take notes on each one. You can have all my notes for a $50 donation to the cause. If you're unsure, I'll send you the notes first so you can check them out. Honor System.

You're too humble to do it yourself, you humanitarian. But I have no problem talking you up to anyone who will listen. With your donation, you're making a real difference, and I can't help letting the world know.

No, that's just too much money! Are you sure? Can we do anything for you? I'm just so proud of you...there's an entire organization of doctors and medical professionals and volunteers who are waving at you with gratitude right now.