Okay, it's not really pumpkin pie. But it IS dessert. Choose this perk and receive 2 dozen home-baked* superdelicious** cookies*** shipped right to your door (US only to ensure freshness)

(*actual photo of cookies baked for last year's Friendsgiving.

**superdeliciousness vouched for by my mom who is totally sincere and absolutely not exaggerating because she loves me.

***can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

Bask in your buttery flaky goodness. Pat yourself on your many-layered back. You did a good thing today, and it is deeply appreciated.

Choose this perk and I will send you a handwritten thank-you note most likely composed when I was fully awake and completely sober.

I don't care what anyone says, it's just not Thanksgiving without your metaphorical velvety fresh-from-the-can sauce and crispy fried onion flair.

Choose this perk to receive a signed 8x10 of the whole meal from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot ever'

Much like everyone's favorite dish where you can't tell what's bread and what's apple and what's sausage, I have difficulty telling where your awesomeness stops and the rest of your awesomeness begins.

Choose this perk and get a set of ALL NINE 4x6 signed photos from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever'

You are the centerpiece, the star, the juicy crispy been-smelling-you-all-day-and-now-I-just-want-to-bite-your-leg axis on which the whole meal spins.

In the nice non-creepy way.

Choose this perk and receive signed 8x10 prints of ALL NINE photos from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever'

This is not your first Friendsgiving rodeo. You have notbeen to this nongathering before, and already have your collector's set of Thanksgiving photos. But you still want cookies & MORE PHOTOS.

Choose this perk and you will receive the 2 dozen cookies AND a set of NINE randomly selected 4x6 prints from some of our newer photo sets.

You are everything, with extra gravy*. You do not stop as long as there is room on the plate to keep going. You are my people.

Choose this perk and receive the set of ALL NINE 4x6 signed photos, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness)

(*I originally typed that as "grazy" and really wanted to leave it that way. We're all a little grazy here.)

You know how annoying it is to have that little bit of a side dish left and have to decide if it needs its own Tupperware or if you can just put it in with the stuffing? NO, you DON'T, because you make sure that never happens. Your Platinum Membership in the Clean Plate Club extends to every serving dish on the table, and hosts love you for it.

Choose this perk and receive the set of ALL NINE 8x10 signed photos, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness)

Another option for the repeat offender who already has their collector's set of Thanksgiving photos but still wants cookies & MORE PHOTOS.

Choose this perk and you will receive the 2 dozen cookies AND a set of NINE randomly selected 8x10 prints from some of our newer photo sets.