Okay, it's not really pumpkin pie. But it IS dessert. Choose this perk and receive 2 dozen home-baked* superdelicious** cookies*** shipped right to your door (US only to ensure freshness) (*actual photo of cookies baked for Friendsgiving. **superdeliciousness vouched for by my mom who is totally sincere and absolutely not exaggerating because she loves me. ***can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

NEW for 2018, the Turkey Handprint Card. A 4x6 glossy print of this photo, signed & personalized & sent to you with oodles of gratitude. (Free US shipping)

I don't care what anyone says, it's just not Thanksgiving without your metaphorical velvety fresh-from-the-can sauce and crispy fried onion flair. Choose this perk to receive a signed 8x10 of the whole meal from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot ever' (Free US shipping)

Many recall The Great Brussels Sprouts Battle of '83. Or that one time Fred claimed sausage had no place in stuffing and you spent the rest of the meal throwing peas at his head. But there's one thing everyone can agree on at Thanksgiving, and that's mashed potatoes. Choose this perk and receive a signed 8x10 print of the whole meal, and a second 8x10 print of your choice of side dishes. (Free US shipping)

Much like everyone's favorite dish where you can't tell what's bread and what's apple and what's sausage, I have difficulty telling where your awesomeness stops and the rest of your awesomeness begins. Choose this perk and get a set of photos from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever' with an 8X10 print of the whole meal, and 4X6 prints of the individual dishes. (Free US shipping)

Much like Pumpkin Pie, this is also not pie. Choose this perk and receive the new Turkey Handprint Card, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

You are the centerpiece, the star, the juicy crispy been-smelling-you-all-day-and-now-I-just-want-to-bite-your-leg axis on which the whole meal spins. In the nice non-creepy way. Choose this perk and receive signed 8x10 prints of ALL NINE photos from 'The Most Ridiculous Thanksgiving Shoot Ever' (Free US shipping)

You are everything, with extra gravy*. You do not stop as long as there is room on the plate to keep going. You are my people. Choose this perk and receive the set of photos from the Stuffing perk, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free) (*I originally typed that as "grazy" and really wanted to leave it that way. We're all a little grazy here.)

This is not your first Friendsgiving rodeo. You have notbeen to this nongathering before, and already have your collector's set of Thanksgiving photos. But you still want cookies & MORE PHOTOS. Choose this perk and you will receive the 2 dozen cookies AND a set of NINE randomly selected 4x6 prints from some of our newer photo sets. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

You know how annoying it is to have that little bit of a side dish left and have to decide if it needs its own Tupperware or if you can just put it in with the stuffing? NO, you DON'T, because you make sure that never happens. Your Platinum Membership in the Clean Plate Club extends to every serving dish on the table, and hosts love you for it. Choose this perk and receive the set of ALL NINE 8x10 signed photos, AND the 2 dozen cookies. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

Another option for the repeat offender who already has their collector's set of Thanksgiving photos but still wants cookies & MORE PHOTOS. Choose this perk and you will receive the 2 dozen cookies AND a set of NINE randomly selected 8x10 prints from some of our newer photo sets. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)

Get a head start on your holiday baking this year, by having me do it and you telling your loved ones you did it yourself. Honestly, I don't mind. If it gets meals in front of kids who need them, you can take credit for my work with my full consent and blessing. Choose this perk to get your hands on SIX DOZEN home-baked cookies, PLUS the Turkey Handprint Card. (US only to ensure freshness, cookies can be Traditional, Vegan, or Gluten-Free)