House Show Package
Physical album package + I will personally come to your house or a location of your choice and perform a concert for you and your friends! This perk is is limited to Vancouver and the Fraser Valley (unless you're willing to pay my way to where you are! ).
$10
CAD
Digital album package
Includes digital download of “A Garden Green” +
electronic thank-you note + recording/project updates
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electronic thank-you note + recording/project updates
$25
CAD
+ free shipping
Physical album package
Ships Worldwide
Includes physical, signed copy of “A Garden Green” +
handwritten thank-you note +
download code for a digital copy +
recording/project updates
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handwritten thank-you note +
download code for a digital copy +
recording/project updates
$50
CAD
+ free shipping
"A Poem Lovely As A Tree" Package 1
Ships Worldwide
Though Joyce Kilmer insists that she’ll never see it, I’ll do my best : )
For this amount, I will hand-write you a haiku, inspired by a tree or topic of your choice
(+physical album package)
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For this amount, I will hand-write you a haiku, inspired by a tree or topic of your choice
(+physical album package)
$75
CAD
+ free shipping
"A Poem Lovely As A Tree" Package 2
Ships Worldwide
For this amount, I will hand-write you a limerick, inspired by a tree or topic of your choice
(+ physical album package)
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(+ physical album package)
$100
CAD
+ free shipping
"A Poem Lovely As A Tree" Package 3
Ships Worldwide
For this amount, I will hand-write you a poem in free verse, inspired by a tree or topic of your choice
OR for the more practically minded among you, I will do 4 hours of manual labour!
(+ physical album package)
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OR for the more practically minded among you, I will do 4 hours of manual labour!
(+ physical album package)
$250
CAD
+ free shipping
"A Poem Lovely As A Tree" Package 4
Ships Worldwide
For this amount, I will hand-write you a full-blown sonnet in iambic pentameter, inspired by a tree or topic of your choice
OR I'll write you a poem in free verse on a topic of your choice + give you 4 hours worth of manual labour!
(+ physical album package).
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OR I'll write you a poem in free verse on a topic of your choice + give you 4 hours worth of manual labour!
(+ physical album package).
$350
CAD
House Show Package
Physical album package + I will personally come to your house or a location of your choice and perform a concert for you and your friends! This perk is is limited to Vancouver and the Fraser Valley (unless you're willing to pay my way to where you are! ).
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$500
CAD
+ free shipping
"A...Rap?...As Lovely As A Tree" Package 5
Ships Worldwide
For this amount, my alternate urban hip-hop persona J-Dawg will write a rap on a topic of your choice and even perform it at an event of your choice!
(+ physical album package)
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(+ physical album package)
$1,000
CAD
+ free shipping
YOU ARE BLOOMIN' AMAZING! Package
Ships Worldwide
Did you catch the garden pun? You are an amazing person and I can’t say or do enough to thank you. My heart brims with gratitude! Feel free to claim any of the above perks while you’re at it
(automatically includes physical album package).
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(automatically includes physical album package).
