(Chicago and Binghamton, NY only) I will come to your house/apt and provide basic computer support (setup, media/app help, security, etc...)

(Chicago & Binghamton, NY only) I will travel to either a public venue or your place bringing a buttload of games to teach & play with you and your friends.

(Chicago & Binghamton, NY) I will travel to your home or office and provide either basic tech support and/or office assistance (filing, data entry, basic accounting, etc...)

(Chicago & Binghamton, NY) I will travel to your home and run a RPG for you and your friends. I am well versed in multiple genres and systems (I ran 2 successful gaming stores) and have a small library of games and source materials.

(anywhere) I will video call you via a friend's Skype, personally thanking you and providing whatever wisdom is at my disposal.

(anywhere) I will post a picture of you up on my wall - and gaze adoringly upon it, blowing it kisses and offering it sacrifices of pocky and wasabi peas. I will video this on Skype for you and post it on my YouTube acct for posterity.

(anywhere) I shall declare a holiday in your name, which I shall celebrate every year until you tell me otherwise. I shall make and wear a t shirt with your picture on it and celebrate your awesomeness with pocky, bubble tea and ice cream cake. Also, if you are in Binghamton NY for any reason - I will make sure you receive a slice and lots of hugs.