Hi my name is Nutwagon, I was born in 1980 and had two wonderful parents: my dad a US postal truck and my mom, a double wide load. I spent the first 15 years of my life spreading the gospel of Lay’s chips, helping people develop type 2 diabetes and providing stoners with salty treats. It was a good life but I was still unfulfilled.

That was when in 1998, my saviors Scott, Jay & Debi, JD & Susan, Steve and Dan found me on the new site called EBay. From there it was whirlwind. Saturday’s in the fall my backside was filled with beer, music, and buckeye fanatics. I saw a two national championships (from my home base) and 88 home victories. It was the greatest time of my life.

However in 2015, I developed mechanical problems. My heart was still strong, but everything else was falling apart. I couldn’t even get out of bed and I spent a long cold winter in a barn. I’ve never been so sad in my life, missing a 12-1 season (although I’m glad I did not witness the Michigan State game)

Then the clouds departed and the sun shone! I finally got to see a doctor that specialized in my body type. After a few touchy surgeries I was ready again! I got to see my first home game in over 18 months and it was glorious. But this is where I need your help.

My medical bills were rather expensive, along with ongoing fuel, insurance, parking fees, etc. (I also need to add a very important date to my side decal) . So I entreat any and all that have enjoyed spending time in my backside, leaning against my cool grey side panels, or just lounging under my cheap tent, to please help out with my expenses.  I want so desperately to keep providing you all with cold beverages, a warm place out of the rain, and skeevy couches to rest your past-out heads.