Our influences:

If movies like Dude Where's My Car, Fantastic Planet, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Space Balls, Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, send you soaring, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If music like Carpenters (Who?), MGMT, Frank Zappa, Ice Cube, XTC, Beck, Kate Bush, MC Chris, The Flying Lizards, Jay-Z, Nine Inch Nails, Weird Al Yankovich, Lady Gaga, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Nina Hagen, Spike Jones, Devo, The Dr. Demento Show, and PFFR, light your fire, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If the art works of street artists, Georgia O'keeffe, sticker artists, Salvador Dali, paper & vinyl toy artists, Andy Warhol, M.C. Escher (ET CETEROIDS!), yanks your crank, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and ddn't even know it.

If the comedy of Margaret Cho, Robin Williams, Paul Rodriguez, Richard Pryor, George W. Bush, Dave Allen, Andy Kaufman, Jerry Lewis, Eddie Murphy, Jonathan Winters, Bill Cosby, Mitch Hedberg, Ron Jeremy, Sarah Silverman, Winston Churchill, Chis Rock, Steve Martin, Dana Carvey, Charlie Chaplin, Bill Murray, Jim Carrey, and Aaliyah Love, sheise und kiesternoggin, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If shows like Mighty Boosh, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kickin' It, Benny Hill Show, Mr. Bean, Square Pegs, Kenny Everett Show, Uncle Floyd Show, Garth Marengi's Dark Place,  and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, launch your saucer, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If animated/live-action shows like Adventure Time, Banana Splits, Regular Show, Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp, The Amazing World of Gumball, Xavier: Renegade Angel, and Robot Chicken, flip your switch, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If comic books and humor mags like Man-Bat, anything from Kitchen Sink Press, Bizarro Superman, Marvel/DC Comics, Mad Magazine/Spy Vs. Spy, and Cracked Magazine, spin your top, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

If books like Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Sun Tsu's Art of War, Gulliver's Travels, Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin, 1984, Plato's The Republic, Brave New World, and Mark Twain's Wit and Wisdom, float your boat, you've been on Team L.A. Zen, and didn't even know it.

Disclaimer: The above are influences, not comparisons, of what we'll squat and churn out.

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Here's a bit of mental enticement, if you make a donation, and you despise pornography, we'll steal all of the adult entertainers from the adult entertainment industry, and cast them in our productions, because most of our projects won't require any real acting ability, so they'll have it made in the shade, and you'll win as well.

However, if you love pornography more than life itself, we'll fire the adult entertainers the despisers contributed to helping, and turn them out into the street, so they can suffer more than before they entered the high scale environment of smut and dread. Just kidding, we'll use the money to fund our brand of lunacy, and some of our favorite charities, as originally planned.

The world seems to be changing in ways most of us could never have predicted. It's not the worst thing, overall, but life on Earth could be much better. There are a few issues I'd like to bring up that are important to me, and were important to Kiki, Same Sex marriage, Transgender Equality, and Equal Rights for Women Worldwide, and Equal Pay for Women in the U.S.

- Same Sex Marriage: Mind your damn business! People love. No one can change this. Some self-righteous people want to. BUT since they do, please read the following carefully.

Stop being a fascist pain in the a$$. You can't stop love. It's much bigger than you. Just die out quietly like the dinosaurs you are, and let the rest of us live in peace. Your great grandparents are the same nitwits who tried to outlaw heterosexuals from showing affection in public (in the United States). Guess what? That didn't work out so well, did it?

- Transgender Equality: November 20th was Transgender Day of Remembrance (TDOR), and this is what I said - When a human being disregards an obvious threat to another human being's safety, that person is the reason the threat is allowed. Tolerance of such a threat is a lot less convenient than tolerating other's differences. You don't have to embrace their differences, but you do have to accept the fact that, in your lifetime, you will encounter other people who are significantly different than you; sometimes to "the extreme". Don't let your ideology become life-threatening to others, it might just make you 'an accessory to murder'.

- Equal Rights for Women Worldwide: [To be continued.]

- Equal Pay for Women in the U.S.: Stop stealing money from women's paychecks. To date, women are only paid 77/78 cents on the dollar. While men make 100 cents on that same dollar for the same work. Does this mean a penis is worth 12/13 cents?

Fuel our projects and bring them to life. Or they'll haunt you from their mass grave ... coz they'll be stillborn brain children..?