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Hey Amigos! It's that time of year again! That tiki time when the hat is passed and the gold is gathered to see how excessive we can get with this year's tiki bacchenal. BUT THIS YEAR we're going to do things a little bit different.
In this world of kickstarter campaigns and indiegogos, supporters may come to expect a little more than a killer party. That's why this year, watch for UPDATES, explaining the ASTONISHING SPECTACLES that will be had at the party as we reach different STRETCH GOALS. Prepare also to recieve delightful PRIZES, growing in both MAJESTY AND RIDICULOUSNESS as your contribution increases. All prizes are RETROACTIVE to day 1, so if you contribute now, and a prize is announced later, you will still get it. THIS AIN'T ONE OF THEM PYRAMID SCHEMES, PALLY!!!
So dig deep and throw money at the good people of Tikipopolis as we begin planning in earnest for a truly REVOLTING DISPLAY of excess in a south-of-the-border CARLITO FIESTA like nothing we have seen before.
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In addition to all previous prizes, you will receive a consultation before Tiki, and our trained team of Liver Devastators will design a cocktail to be served in vast quantities at the Tiki Party. if you have a special toast, game, song, or other nonsense, we will ass these accouterments when serving time happens. Your drink might become the next Soviet Russia Time!!!
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Contributors at this level will be granted a commission as a US Navy Ensign onboard an Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyer!!! You'l get a dedicated team of sailors to serve under you, the opportunity to see the world, and maybe even the chance to fire Tomahawk cruise missiles carrying thousand pound explosive charges!!!
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In addition to all previous prizes, you will receive a consultation before Tiki, and our trained team of Liver Devastators will design a cocktail to be served in vast quantities at the Tiki Party. if you have a special toast, game, song, or other nonsense, we will ass these accouterments when serving time happens. Your drink might become the next Soviet Russia Time!!!
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Contributors at this level will be granted a commission as a US Navy Ensign onboard an Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyer!!! You'l get a dedicated team of sailors to serve under you, the opportunity to see the world, and maybe even the chance to fire Tomahawk cruise missiles carrying thousand pound explosive charges!!!
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