🌟 Support the Longest-Running Variety Show in the World! 🌟
For 39 years, our eccentric cast of oddballs and misfits has been captivating audiences with the most unusual open mic night in the world. We're not your average entertainment - we're a unique brand of religion and entertainment, a church of the great Dumpster, Jamba. Our spiritual leader, the Reverend Angeldust, dreams of putting marijuana on the moon and ending all wars through collective nudity.
Our shows have been a sanctuary for creativity, a breeding ground for talent, and a launchpad to stardom for many artists. We offer a safe space for people to experiment, hone their craft, and be part of something bigger. It's a place where the weird and wonderful come to life.
What have we achieved so far?
- We've hosted thousands of free shows, keeping Gainesville entertained and weird.
- We've helped artists train, perfect their acts, and take the stage with confidence.
- Our mission is to challenge, provoke, and encourage free speech in an ever-tougher world.
Why do we need your help? We're just a small, unconventional club, but we have big dreams. We need your support to take our art to the next level. With your generosity, we can:
- Create Engaging Content: We want to make our unique content accessible to a wider audience, so we need an iPad to create exciting videos.
- Merchandise Creation: Help us fund coffee mugs, special coins, printed condoms, souvenir prayer books, and more. These unique items will help spread our message.
- Enter Global Script Competitions: Our script, "The Tabernacle of Hedonism," has the potential to be the next big thing. We need funds to enter it into competitions worldwide and attract producers to turn it into a hilarious stoner comedy.
How can you make a difference? A contribution of just $50 to $100 will go a long way in securing our future. Your donation will help us keep the lights on, the stage open, and the world a little weirder.
Join us in our quest to promote art, challenge norms, and bring laughter into the world. Donate today and be part of something truly extraordinary!
💖 Your support helps the arts thrive, keeps Gainesville weird, and ushers in a new era of creativity and free expression. 💖
"Embrace the bizarre, fuel our future: $1,000
ensures the world's weirdest show keeps entertaining,
challenging, and provoking. Join the movement now and be a
part of something extraordinary!" Will you make a small
donation right now?
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