Snootin' Club
$160 raised
3% of $5k goal
4 contributors
155 Days left Ends Dec 25, 2017
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Donate to the Snootin' Club, a group of infamous Gainesville socialites with discerning Bohemian palates who spend leisure time Snootin' up at various locally acceptable establishments. Snoots only support the best local establishments. More

Donate to the Snootin' Club, a group of infamous Gainesville socialites with discerning Bohemian palates who spend leisure time Snootin' up at various locally acceptable establishments. Snoots only support the best local restaurants and watering holes and refuse to compromise their high standers of snoot.

With your help, not only will the Snoots snoot, they will also plot strategies to entertain the local community with internationally recognized art, music, theatre, and snootin'. Know that your contribution supports local businesses worthy of the Snoot's good graces, such as 'Snoot Bar', a.k.a. The DIme, Lillian's, the Side Car, Mark's Prime Steak House, Sabore, La Cuisine (Ocala), Manuel's Vintage Room, Amelia's, Dragon Fly, Public & General, Alpin Restaurant, and several other Snoot-worthy locations of significance.

Your contribution also DIRECTLY SUPPORTS keeping Gainesville as weird, perplexing, bizarre, and snooty as possible!

Why be boring? You weren't going to drink that $10 Starbuck's coffee anyway. Help a Snoot snoot TODAY with a small contribution of over one-hundred dollars. The Snoots will drink, eat, plot, and snoot in your honor, with no shame, and with great aplomb.

And the BEST REASON TO SUPPORT THE SNOOTERS?

Because it thouroughly pisses people off when people receive money just because they exist and want to drink martinis and eat lobsters with their pinkys and noses proudly stuck up in the air. You have no idea how much this angers folks who have nothing to do with the transaction. It's ridiculous. Absurd! So wrong, and yet so very right. And it will make you feel so damn good to know your money--instead of being stolen by banks (fees), or mishandled through horribly run charities--goes directly and immediately to the Snooters. They will spend the shit out of your money. No phony lies, deceptive acts, or abusive treatment. They will Snoot to YOU!

We will eat and drink and smoke your money, hardcore! And we'll send you a digital image of us having so much fun!

Now is the time. Now is the place. Snoot vicariously by contributing over one-hundred dollars to the Snooters TODAY!

 

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$50
Recieve an official Tom Miller Chapbook
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Tom's new deliciously filthy chapbook, "All Poets Suck But Me" will be delivered directly to your door. 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm)
Black & White on White paper
28 pages. Currently listed at #1,109,694 on Amazon!
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$100
Framed Print
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Get a red-framed Tom Miller print, "The Big Red Dick Sucker" - the Official Snoot Image! Delivered to your door! 12in. x 10in. w/ Vector Red Frame.

The Vector frame is made from solid wood with a contemporary, angular profile measuring 0.87" wide x 0.87" deep. A gesso coating gives the moulding rich color and a smooth finish.

Premium shatterproof acrylic protects the art print, while an acid free dust cover on the back provides a custom finish. Includes wall hanging hardware.

Paper size 10" x 8". Printed area 8" x 6". Framed fine art print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using an advanced digital dry ink method to ensure vibrant image quality.
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$200
Become an official Snoot!
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For a $200 contribution, you will become an official Snoot, welcome to snoot with us, and be advised via email of all our Snootin'.
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