Snootin' Club
$180 raised
4% of $5k goal
5 contributors
32 Days left Ends Dec 25, 2017
Donate to the Snootin' Club, a group of infamous Gainesville socialites with discerning Bohemian palates who spend leisure time Snootin' up at various locally acceptable establishments. Snoots only support the best local establishments.

Donate to the Snootin' Club, a group of infamous Gainesville socialites with discerning Bohemian palates who spend leisure time Snootin' at various locally acceptable establishments. Snoots only support the best local restaurants and watering holes and refuse to compromise their high standers of snoot.

With your help, not only will the Snoots snoot, they will also plot strategies to entertain the local community with internationally recognized art, music, theatre, and snootin'. Know that your contribution supports local businesses worthy of the Snoot's good graces, such as The DIme, Lillian's, the Side Car, Mark's Prime Steak House, Sabore, La Cuisine (Ocala), Manuel's Vintage Room, Amelia's, Dragon Fly, Public & General, Alpin Restaurant, and several other Snoot-worthy locations of significance.

Your contribution DIRECTLY SUPPORTS keeping Gainesville as weird, perplexing, bizarre, and snooty as possible!

Why be boring? You weren't going to drink that $10 Starbuck's coffee anyway. Help a Snooter snoot TODAY with a small contribution of over five-hundred dollars. The Snoots will drink, eat, plot, and snoot in your honor, with no shame, and with great aplomb. Or consider a small donation of twenty dollars, which is enough to snoot a quality martini or scotch.

With enough money, the snooters snoot Lobsters, Foie Gras, Single-Malt Scotches, Cigars, truffles (chocolate and otherwise), and food with gold in it.

And the BEST REASON TO SUPPORT THE SNOOTERS?

Because it thoroughly pisses people off when snooters receive money simply because they asked and want to drink martinis and eat lobsters with their pinky fingers extended, and noses stuck proudly up in the air. You have no idea how much this irritates folks who have nothing at all to do with the transaction. It's ridiculous. Absurd, even! And it will make you feel so damn good to know your money--instead of being unwillingly appropriated by bank fees or mishandled by government bureaucracies--goes directly and immediately to the Snooters. They will spend the shit out of your money the moment it is received. No phony lies, deceptive acts, or abusive treatment. Most importantly, they will Snoot in your honor and take lots of pictures and videos.

We will eat and drink and smoke your money, hardcore! And we'll send you a digital image of us having so much fun blowing the money on snooty activities!

Now is the time. Snoot vicariously by contributing money to the Snooters, TODAY!

 

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$50 USD
Recieve an official Tom Miller Chapbook
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Tom's new deliciously filthy chapbook, "All Poets Suck But Me" will be delivered directly to your door. 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm)
Black & White on White paper
28 pages. Currently listed at #1,109,694 on Amazon!
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$100 USD
Framed Print
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Get a red-framed Tom Miller print, "The Big Red Dick Sucker" - the Official Snoot Image! Delivered to your door! 12in. x 10in. w/ Vector Red Frame.

The Vector frame is made from solid wood with a contemporary, angular profile measuring 0.87" wide x 0.87" deep. A gesso coating gives the moulding rich color and a smooth finish.

Premium shatterproof acrylic protects the art print, while an acid free dust cover on the back provides a custom finish. Includes wall hanging hardware.

Paper size 10" x 8". Printed area 8" x 6". Framed fine art print on natural white, matte, ultra smooth, 100% cotton rag, acid and lignin free archival paper using an advanced digital dry ink method to ensure vibrant image quality.
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$200 USD
Become an official Snoot!
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For a $200 contribution, you will become an official Snoot, welcome to snoot with us, and be advised via email of all our Snootin'.
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