I'm gonna be 200% honest with you here, I don't expect you to throw money at me for going to post-secondary school. It's like tipping your waitress just for fetching you a soda. Thousands of kids go into university every year. What makes me special? Well, you stumbled upon this block of writing, so that's a first.

I'm going to Memorial University of Newfoundland to study Buisness and Economics. The idea is that I'm going to spend money so I can learn how to make money. It's a concept that young minds like myself have adapted. Sadly, MUN wants a lot of my money, and I do not have that much money. I can take out a loan, but that only goes so far. So I'm asking you to meet me halfway.

If I get any sort of money, I will post a video explaining my plan of attack for the rest of my life. There's a lot of little details and some unethical stuff in there, so it's bound to be a good story.

If I reach $100, I will recite "Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind" by William Shakespeare outdoors in my boxers. Poetry is art.

If I reach $500, I will write and record a song expressing my graditude. I'll even make sure it rhymes.

If I hit the goal, I will go to University and never complain about school ever again. I will also donate $100 Easter Seals NL.