Hi, my name is Baz and I am the Barramundi of the bathtuB. I have travelled far through the multiverse and have gained much wisdom, however before I arrived at my current destination i sadly passed away.

I am not catfishing you though because I am a barramundi not a catfish and fortunately my handler is also wise and brought me back to the realm of the living, we have faced many struggles he and I yet he has done well to assist me in my journey thus far. Now though, he needs your help as I grow much quicker then anticipated and have destroyed his guppy population, a resistant bloodline he spent many years working on, so much so he is now required to find me other food sources despite having saved a few of the younglings from the swarm that I have devoured in order to preserve the lineage.

He brings many goldfish to my sacrificial bathtuB for I am a fussy eater and have rejected all forms of other food, though I do look forward to reaching a size where I am big enough to eat the roaches you humans refer to as crays and hope to one day taste these glass shrimp that he occasionally tells me about.

He does well to maintain the quality of my abode and I know this too bares much weight on his resources which he really needs to help other people as he does much charity work and donates much to those in need, like families still living in Ukraine. He does not go through conventional methods to donate to these families but rather contacts the families directly so that they may benefit without excess fees destroying his efforts.

He does not claim these donations on tax and receives no glorification for it as these are not necessary for him to do good deeds. I humbly ask that we assist him to ease the burdensome task I have brought upon him with my journey so that he may continue to help those in need as I continue on my path of growth.
He is a very talented artist and performer and may occasionally reward people with strange trinkets and wisdom that he has acquired through his journey as he works toward the possibility of starting his own non profit organization in the future, a side project he works to establish. By helping me you are helping him help many others through time.

I have watched him contemplate this for many hours often going without sleep or food just to get near impossible tasks achieved at times, yet somehow he always succeeds. Though I need much as I grow quickly, I only ask that you consider the possibility of perhaps a small goldfish here or there. All proceeds from here are dedicated to helping me grow, whether it be food or the inevitability that I will eventually out grow this abode if I continue on this journey and will eventually need a larger body of water than a tank, like the heated pop up pond he often thinks of making for me.

Any help will be greatly appreciated as this campaign will last as long as my handler can keep me alive and we will attempt to either repay it in other ways or pay it forward in ways that help those who need it most.

Thank you for your support.