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Whereas that picture of a pool big enough for me, my floaty and a cold beer is both beautiful and awesome (and no kittens would be killed while it was being filled*) hence the "Get Zed Wet...and save some kittens" page.
Not only do you get a chance to donate to my "get my ass a real pool fund" and save some kittens from a holy reckoning** but you also get to see how much I will whore myself out to get what I want.
As some of you know my birthday is next month and some of you will likley get me some big tasty bottle of alcohol and to that I say "thank you"...BUT wouldn't it be "cooler" <--- see what I did there...to just hit the donate button and help get me wet....and maybe save a kitten***
Also any cash after the $750 goal mark will go to the Edmonton Humane Society to save kittens and puppies. I will scan the money order made out to EHS and post it here and Facebook...just saying.
And to those of you offended that my first world, white middle class ass is doing this, clearly you don't know me very well and should probably block me now....but donate first...then block....but donate first...saving kittens and all that...no really
* Can't guarantee kitten doesn't climb in a drown while filling new awesome pool, but will try and keep them out.
** Can't guarantee divine intervention won't strike down a kitten during this campaign while trying to get at me, but will try and keep holy deities away
*** Can't guarantee kittens will be saved...but really at this point does it really matter?
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