Thank you everybody. Our campaign is now over.
Support Open Carry Parody Art - Win a Cruiser!
$290 raised
58% of $500 goal
16 contributors
0 days left
Ended May 31, 2014
Support FLAP and FIERY ARMS! An Anti-Extremist, Anti-Open Carry art project. With a small donation, you'll get a chance to WIN this new Cruiser bike! (Donated for the cause by JM Piedad.) Delivery anywhere in SD county.
One ticket: $5; 12 tickets: $10

The FLAP crest

Bicycle Drawing

Support the FIERY ARMS! Movement! This is a humorous and thoughtful Anti-Extremist, Anti-Open Carry art project. With a small donation, you'll have a chance to WIN this brand-new Cruiser bike! (Donated for the cause by JM Piedad.) Other swanky prizes too!

One ticket: $5

12 tickets: $10

You can buy tickets on this FundRazr app using an online pay service. We will assign numbers to each ticket purchased and publish these numbers on a spreadsheet prior to the drawing. The drawing will be captured on video.

One lucky person will win this nirve Cruiser bike valued at over $300!

All ticket monies will go towards reaching the goal of the FIERY ARMS! Kickstarter campaign. If the Kickstarter does not reach its goal, then all ticket monies will go to a local charity. The charity's information will be published with a record of the donation.

We will deliver the Cruiser anywhere in San Diego County to the lucky winner. It's a win-win-win!

Second prize (See "Perks" for details):

One brick of homemade soap (9 bars) of your choice of scents - Lavender essential oil with Chamomile or Oatmeal Honey with ground oats.

Full image of bicycle

Basket view

Bicycle Seat

Bike Frame: Kona Brewing Co.

The Fiery Arm Print Project:

FLAP is creating its first commemorative Fiery Arm letterpress print edition, to be made right here in the US of A. This 19” Fiery Arm model is custom-designed using the proportions of a wholesome, three-year-old American boy’s arm and will be hand-printed on an antique press by expert craftspeople.

Kickstarter page: (The Kickstarter campaign is separate from this fundraiser.) 

What is a Fiery Arm?

It is a disembodied human arm that is very hot because it is on fire! Hardworking, honorable patriots cherish their constitutional right to flap and wield Fiery Arms for defense and other unspecified, yet virtuous, purposes.

Fiery Arm

What is the Fiery League of Arms Partnership (FLAP)?

FLAP is an organization dedicated to defending your freedoms and preserving yourright to bear Fiery Arms. As you probably know, our freedoms are under constant attack by the political and media “elites.” These arrogant people think they can take away our God-given birthright to defend ourselves and our families—but FLAP will not stand for this!

FLAP Certified Good Guy

Why is FLAP doing a Kickstarter project?

We are a young, energetic, growing organization in the process of building the foundation for a national movement. Kickstarter is the ideal venue for raising the necessary funds to launch our first Fiery Arm print edition and to help us recruit new members. We literally cannot do it without you. Join us in spreading the word aboutyour right to bear Fiery Arms by supporting FLAP!

Ours is an organization of honest, hardworking people who share your way of life and will fight with you for our common, God-given freedoms. By supporting this Kickstarter project you will automatically become a member of FLAP. Join with thousands of true Americans who are standing up for liberty by sending a message of defiance to thepolitical elites in Washington, the media elites in New York and Los Angeles, thecultural elites in San Francisco, and the intellectual elites in Boston—you don’t rule us, we are already free!

Five Core Values:

  • Freedom (to wield Fiery Arms)

  • Responsibility (to protect & defend ourselves)

  • Duty (to join forces with FLAP)

  • Honor (uphold our creed)

  • Truth (share reality as you see it)

FLAP Common Sense Slogans & Solutions:

  • Real patriots know the only thing that stops a Bad Guy with a Fiery Arm is a Good Guy with a Fiery Arm.

  • We cannot leave our great nation’s children utterly defenseless! That’s why we know they would be safer if every school in our great nation had a FLAP certifiedGood Guy with a Fiery Arm to protect them.


  • More Fiery Arms used for defense means fewer Fiery Arms available for offense.

  • Chesten Charlatan LaGuerre, President of FLAP says:

“From my hot, live, Fiery Arms!”

President of FLAP and Certified FLAP Good Boys

Activity highlights See all16
Follow this campaign to receive updates by email.


$5 USD
Brand New Cruiser Bicycle
  • 31 claimed
The cruiser bike was made by nirve ( as a custom item for Kona Brewing Co. It is an 18" Men's Cruiser with 26" Springer fork, pull v-type brakes on the handlebars and Shimano components. Reads "liquid aloha" on the frame. An awesome summer bike for cruising around the neighborhood or on the beach boardwalk! Great for gifts. Plus, you will have a good chance to win as this is a quick, one-week campaign! 1 ticket = $5, 12 tickets = $10.
More ... Less ...
$5 USD
Brick of homemade soap
  • 9 claimed
One brick of soap made by Laura (20 years soap making experience). You can cut the brick into 9 bars (3/4") and use for face or body, very mild. Your choice of scent: Lavender essential oil with ground Chamomile or Oatmeal Honey with ground oats. Made with all vegetable oils. 1 ticket = $5, 12 tickets = $10.
More ... Less ...
$5 USD
Gocco Art Print by Trevor Tubelle
  • 1 claimed
Turret-Tower #1 (2904 21st St.), 2013, Gocco/screenprint, 6.7 x 4.5 in., Edition of 25​, ($45.95 value at Trevor Tubelle's Etsy store)
More ... Less ...
$5 USD
Gocco Art Print by Trevor Tubelle
  • 1 claimed
Lunar Tee Pee Capsule #10 (Pointy-Pointy)​, 2013, Letterpress print, 10 x 7 in., Edition of 25 ($45.95 value at Trevor Tubelle's Etsy store)
More ... Less ...

People just like you

People just like you have raised $129,000,000+ for causes they and their friends care about.

Start your own campaign
Recent contributions