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Help Machete get new skates for her 25th Birthday!
$415 raised
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Ended May 23, 2014
Dear friends, family and loved one; back in 2012, my skate were stolen from my truck. I put 2.5 years into those beautiful Riedels, and they vanish :( Luckily my derby twin, London, has been kind enough to let me skate on her old ones for the ...

Dear friends, family and loved one,

  Back in 2012, my skate were stolen from my truck. I put 2.5 years into those beautiful Riedels, and they vanish :( Luckily my derby twin, London, has been kind enough to let me skate on her old ones for the last year and a half. I am truly greatful for this! Unfortenutly, they are starting to come a part and all Machete really wants for her 25th Birthday is a new pair of roller skates!!

 Due to finical obligations that seem to be prohibiting me from saving money, I'm reaching out to my wonderful, amazing support system; YOU! Anything you are willing to contribute towards them would be highly appreciated!

 Thank you for your time in reading this and any contribution you can make! 

Respectfully

Machete Michaud #427

P.S. Thank you anyways for those of you who would love to donate but just can't. I still love you all!!

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Spank a Machete!
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For those of you who contribute $10.00 or more, will receives ONE good, "Birthday Spanking," directed at my bodacious gluteus Maximus! You can claim this "perk" anytime within the 2014 calendar year. (If you wish to not participate in spankings, that's ok too.)
For every $10.00 contributed = one spank earned ;) I'm willing to put my ASSets on the line for a new pair of Birthday skates!

(Bonus perk= making machete's birthday wish come true!!)
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